Great Balls of Fire

OMG lor, i was helping mom cut chilli, mom warned tt my fingers would become very hot, but i honestly dont feel a shit.
UNtil i wipe my forehead, then OMG HOT HOT HOT HOT


Assed.

After a while not so hot, then i went to msn chat with elfy.
Until i went to the toilet......
Obviously i needed to handle the weapon in order to fire it. When i came back to my computer, i felt a BURNING SENSATION on my balls.

10 mins of....


HELL



TMD si elf, cursed tt i would fall, and i DID!
Blardy shit, i fell until my palm got badly scratched T_T Pain worx...
Damn...stupid elf..hope u tonite fall off ur bed >=D